This is NOT what I ordered!

There is something wrong here.  I can't make sense of it.  There seems to be a disconnect somewhere.  I only ask why.  Why can't things just be as you ask?  Why is it so hard to get what you want sometimes?  I am referring to something rather important; the thing that can make or break your day.  I'm talking about morning orders at local coffee establishments that seem so simple, yet go horribly wrong.  Now, I'm not naming names or places, but it seems that the only consistency is that things get screwed up.  For example.  Last week I drove to my closest D&D (oops...) and I ordered what I've ordered everyday for like the last 2 weeks, ham egg and cheese on an onion bagel, toasted with butter.  Sounds like a lot, but really?  C'mon.  It's not rocket science.  You guys do this everyday.  What I got in return was a croissant with cheese in it, AND a plain bagel toasted with 3 pitiful butter cubes at the bottom of the bag.  Really?  My favorite will always be my friend Kelly's messed up order.  Small tea please!  Yeah, she got a small black coffee with a tea bag in it!  Are you serious?  Are the spigots for water and coffee that similar that you can't tell 'black' water going into the cup with a tea bag?  My point is this, I implore the employees of these establishments, please double check your work, kinda like math.  You'll feel good about giving the customer what they asked for and avoid repeat orders in the future.  It's a cycle people, let's all do our part.  Oh, and blast Soulja Boy too, it helps with the concentration.